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General Discussion / A Lawyer's Ideal Weight
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 08:23:45 PM »
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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General Discussion / Last Musical Request
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 08:22:45 PM »
The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by firing squad. He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last day.

As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."

The guard nods solemnly and tells him to go ahead.

The inmate starts, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall... ."
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General Discussion / A Father's Last Request
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 08:21:35 PM »
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.

The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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Funnies / My Friends
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:27:44 PM »
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Funnies / Sex Life is Bad
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:10:25 PM »
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Funnies / Barney Fife (Steve Wills)
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:09:12 PM »
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Funnies / goofy Don Pic
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:07:41 PM »
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Funnies / Reece Phillips
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:06:46 PM »
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Funnies / Who B Me?
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:06:09 PM »
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Funnies / Sherry and Don
« Last post by Mike Rosoft on June 07, 2017, 12:05:38 PM »
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